WHO ARE WE? We are your neighbors, your community leaders, your sisters & your brothers. We grew up loving pop culture, beef jerky & the occasional debate on whether or not wrestling was real (it is). Once we moved to this sprawling metropolis and found out that Randy once graced the streets of Downers Grove, we knew something had to be done.

WHY ARE WE DOING THIS? We are concerned citizens who have a vested interest in increasing our property value and putting our stamp on this great town. Or both. Rather than having a midlife crisis, we'd prefer to put all of our efforts into honoring Macho Man in our town.

WHY BUY THESE GLORIOUS SHIRTS?

  • They are electric.
  • Every shirt is softer than a paczki from Busy Bee Bakery (Rest in Power, Chuck)
  • For each order, you will be granted 1 vote on decisions such as location, design of the monument.
  • All proceeds go towards building this monument through July 4, 2025.

WHERE WILL THESE PROCEEDS GO? The committee believes we will need to raise a minimum of $5000. Finding a site, commissioning a sculptor, and lobbying (not bribing) elected officials takes money. All proceeds from this merch will go towards everyone of these steps.

WHAT HAPPENS IF $5000 ISN'T RAISED?
If we don't raise a minimum of $5,000 by July 4, 2025, we will donate all proceeds through that date to Downers Grove Grade School District 58, where Randy's education began.

IS THIS A CHARITY? In the eyes of the IRS, we are not a 501(c)3. However, this is a cause near and dear to our hearts. ALL PROCEEDS WILL GO TOWARDS BUILDING THIS THROUGH JULY 4th, 2025 (Randy's favorite holiday)

WHAT HAPPENS IF THE VILLAGE OF DOWNERS GROVE DOESN'T AGREE? Did Randy back away from any great battles with the Hulk or tough interviews from Mean Gene? No, and neither will we. We plan to write stern letters and organize as many protests until this is approved. Due to the expected overwhelming enthusiasm, and vast resources this committee will amass, we anticipate this being a part of the Downers Grove skyline in the future.

WHAT IF I STUMBLED ONTO THIS SITE AND DON'T WANT THIS MONUMENT? We would recommend you call Two Men and A Truck Moving Company (Downers Grove's own) and move out of the 60515. Thanks in advance.